If this kind of thing doesn't provoke fire and brimstone . . .

Unbelievable. But! Coming soon to a school near you, I sadly predict. (h/t John Smeaton's blog)

A ‘sex box’ for primary school aged children which includes a wooden penis and a fabric vagina has sparked a storm of controversy in Switzerland.

The box is to be used as part of a radical new sex education programme for primary school aged kids in Basel.

A teachers’ guide says that teachers should “show that contacting body parts can be pleasurable”.

Massage

It also suggests that they should get pupils to massage each other or to rub themselves with warm sand bags, all accompanied by soft music.